Ever since the photo function was added, the number of gallery posts has skyrocketed.

"It feels like at least three times as many posts are coming in."

Thanks to that, the posts from the complainers got buried so fast they were barely noticeable.

Exactly as I intended.

But…

[So, does that mean we can post tactical nukes with photos now?

(A severed orc’s private part) WTF?]

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Arghhh!!!!
Admin) F*ck

You’re banned.

An unintended side effect cropped up.

Some gallery users started posting all sorts of disgusting stuff.

This was the moment a true tactical nuke was born.

[99% chance it’s a tactical nuke

(Cute stray cat pic) Why’d you even click? This is a one-time thing.]

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Phew~~
Ugh…
Why do you sound disappointed?

[Today’s breakfast

(Grayish watery porridge photo) Tastes good.]

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This guy’s eating vomit;;
Poster) My mom made it… Stepmom? Dude, that’s harsh lololol One comment and you slam him into the ground lololol

[WorldGuardian: …I feel sick.] [HammerAndAnvil: Same here…] [WillBeTheStrongest: Why the hell are people posting monster feces?! I can’t understand!!!]

Posting what? Feces?

“Ugh.”

I hadn’t even seen it directly, but I gagged.

To shake off the disgust, I quickly scrolled to the next post.

[Finished training today!!

(Sweaty knight in a sleeveless top, upper body shot) So hot!]

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Wow…
Look at that?
Powww lolol Boing lolol
So juicy!!
Mama!! Feed me!!
So crude lololol Mama!! Waaah!! Poster) Ugh… Oh… this might be good in its own way… Dude.
F*ck yeah lololol
This is the stuff Check out the folds by the armpit lolol Truly a refined person

“Ohhh…”

[Save]

“Gasp!”

I accidentally saved the photo.

Personally, I’m more into lower bodies, but this was pretty good too…

A body with overwhelming destructive power could crush any preference, I realized.

[Soft white skin

(Troll mating scene) Lol]

“Arghhh!!!”

Immediate delete.

Immediate one-week ban.

Don’t you dare eat chicken.

After browsing countless posts, my photo album was getting thicker.

[Came to Arfelheim’s hot springs! Poster: ElfQueen

(Elf soaking in hot springs, upper chest exposed) It’s warm and nice!]

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Wow, f*ck
So blatant lolol One comment that says it all
From today, elves are the best race.
Agreed… How can you say that after seeing that? You’re looking at that chest and still saying that? Ahem;;

Even the elves, always criticized and blamed for public opinion wars, had their image flipped with a single spicy post.

But I couldn’t help feeling a bit disappointed.

“No like button, huh.”

As I browsed the gallery from the start, I realized something. There was no like function.

The only way to gauge interest was through comments.

And that meant fewer spicy posts… no, wait, that’s not what I meant.

It meant less motivation to post.

“A like function would be nice…”

As if answering my wish, a new status window popped up.

[The gallery will now have a like function.] [The gallery will be down for 10 minutes during the update.]

“…Huh?”

The world went dark.

Ten minutes later, when the gallery reopened, a flood of posts poured in.

[What’s with the sudden shutdown???] [Hoo! Ha! Hoo! Ha!!] [What’s this like function??] [Something appeared under the posts??] [Admin, explain!!] [What are likes?]

Grinning ear to ear, I wrote an announcement.

[Announcement: New feature added. Poster: Admin

You can like good posts or dislike ones you don’t like. Highly liked posts will be pinned at the top of the gallery. A new board for only highly liked posts will be created soon. Thanks for your support~

Likes: 0 Dislikes: 0]

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Do we have to pay for it?
Admin) Nope, it’s free Oh
But why make a whole announcement just for likes?
Seriously, a separate board for it? Doesn’t make sense;; Pinned at the top? Sounds annoying.

A new feature with no qualifications or cost.

People were skeptical about a feature that just let you like posts, but not for long.

[Like if you’re into it

(Pic of a curvy chest barely covered by a hand) What do you think?

Likes: 2,320 Dislikes: 120]

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Lol instant like
How do you resist this lolol
What’s with that angle!!!
Pumped…!! How did they think to shoot from above? True female moment, insane;; Female lolol
Look at what’s spilling out from under the arm f*ck lolol Like
See the skin peeking through the fingers? Sexy lolol This is just pure sex;; You tried it? F*ck
Straight-up dog-like like
Call it dog-like Dog-like lolol Sounds catchy

The term “dog-like” was coined just an hour after the like function was introduced.

[If you’re proud of Admin, dog-like lol

I’ll start

Likes: 4,123 Dislikes: 389]

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Who’s disliking? Elf spies?
Only elf spies would hate Admin Free chicken, new features, what’s to hate? Gotta kiss Admin now. Admin) Dude;; Come here Admin, run!!!

“Kiss?!”

If it’s a girl, maybe, but no way I’m getting kissed by a guy!!

Imagining a bearded dude puckering up made my face scrunch and my grip tighten.

Crack

“Huh?”

An ominous sound rang out.

Wilson’s side had burst, straw spilling out.

“You’re leaving me first, huh.”

Once the seam split, it unraveled uncontrollably.

No matter how carefully I handled it, the stitches kept coming loose.

The straw inside Wilson straightened and poked out.

All the straw spilled out, rendering it useless.

I quietly placed Wilson in the corner of the storage room, covering it with straw to make a simple grave.

Where’s a fun post to lift this mood?

That’s what I was thinking as I browsed the gallery.

“Hm?”

Amid the chaotic, filthy posts in the gallery, I spotted a glimmer of untouched purity.

[Can I post paintings on the auction house? Poster: Ailet

My sibling is sick, and I need money. All I can do is paint. Would anyone buy a painting if I put it up on the auction house?

Likes: 12 Dislikes: 24]

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Who buys paintings?
You’ve got tools to paint, so you must be rich. Stop faking.
Poster) I found the paints and brushes in a ruined mansion. Bullshit
Admin) No photo, but can you draw based on a description? I’ll pay.
Poster) Of course!!! Admin, you believe that?

“Don’t crush a kid’s dreams!”

After a moment’s thought, I slowly moved my fingers.

Admin) A tanned woman bathing in an outdoor hot spring. Her hair’s slightly wet, her face flushed from the heat, her body soaked.
Dude Admin) Lol;; Ugh, Admin, really;; Gallery’s reputation is tanking

The Harn Kingdom was barely holding on after its fall.

Thanks to the fierce patriotism of hundreds of thousands of citizens. And thanks to Scarlet Ever, the First Knight Commander, aka “WillBeTheStrongest,” who faced monster waves alone.

Ailet, a 21-year-old living on the outskirts of the Harn Kingdom, was also a fiercely patriotic citizen.

She sat in front of a rectangular canvas.

Her small, pale hand propped up her chin as she stared intently at something—Admin’s comment.

“…A tanned woman with a flushed face…”

To paint something so scandalous!

Ailet’s face reddened as she lowered her head.

‘But I have to do it, right?’

Her first commission, and not from just any gallery user, but Admin himself.

How should she make Admin happy?

Ailet closed her eyes and carefully visualized the painting. The details to bring out, the elements to emphasize.

After ten minutes of planning, her eyes snapped open.

A charcoal pencil danced across the canvas.

Scratch scratch

A captivating composition and character to draw the eye.

‘He said he’s into lower bodies, but he seemed to like a curvy upper body too.’

So, she drew the character seated to highlight her hips. A top-down perspective to emphasize thighs and chest. A gaze looking up, brushing back wet hair. A clinging wet towel, maybe a hint of her navel.

After a quick charcoal sketch, she refined the lines and added color.

The arm covering the chest, the towel, the skin spilling out, water pooling in the cleavage, glistening skin, droplets on her jaw and hair.

“…Biting her lip would be good, right?”

Six hours passed.

“…Have I ever focused this hard on a painting?”

Ailet’s eyes scanned the canvas.

Honestly, it looked more beautiful than anything she’d ever painted. It had a magnetic charm that grabbed attention.

[Admin! Painting’s done!! Poster: Ailet

(Painting of a tanned, curvy woman) What do you think??]

“…What if he doesn’t like it?”

What if he says he can’t pay?

No, forget money. Even just hard bread or water would do.

The post she checked…

[Likes: 6,723 Dislikes: 12]

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Admin) Dog-like. Dog-like lolol f*ck yeah
Yes!!! Big Admin
Do you take other commissions??
No cutting in line Hey, get in line
Take my money now
Wow… look at that chest
Dude, so crude lololol Ugh, ruining the vibe
What’s that mole on the side of the chest? F*ck, gotta pay Admin
Whew… used it well Not even two minutes? Dude… fast shooter Dude;;
Those thighs, I wanna lick them
Ugh, gallery’s reputation;; Please, hold your breath You’re talking thighs when there’s water in the cleavage? Amateur;;

“…What’s this?”

Ailet looked bewildered at the overwhelming flood of attention.